Saturday, August 24, 2013

7.Szraiels ‘Notes aboot Notin’




We needed to rest after the cannibals jumped us. We were lucky to survive that, just reinforces that it was an idiot idea to come to the cannibals known grounds to ‘surprise’ them. We should have stuck to plan and suckered them to the fungal isle. What can I do though when I am travelling with bigger suckers than mindless cannibals?


After some argument with the paladin I got to pearl dive, pretty sure in a day I could have scoured the whole bed but it seems this island warps reality and I only scratched its surface. What was worse I found nothing despite being able to do more in TEN solid hours than a couple cannibals could have done without water breathing in a hundred dives. At least the witch got to learn some spells and the real oracle could regain his healings.


The paladins really quite selfish, as a warrior he has little need for rest, taxes others buffs and healings then hordes all his healing for himself and then tries to hustle others who are low on spells on his account – still think he could be working for the enemy. It has to be than as surely no one could be that selfish or stupid. Then again he might just be insane – he goes on and on about monkeys, seems quite obsessed, then tries to infer we have some monkey fetish.


He refuses to engage in the needed moral debate that has to accompany any attempts at religious guidance or conversion despite often mumbling to himself that he wants to save us. I’d trust my soul with the witch more than with him, she at least is upfront and true. For the paladin, though he grovels well to iomede, there is probably a world of religious confusion in that young mammals head- I hear was kneecapped and left for dead by the ever ornery cinderlander, saved to be blessed as a lore oracle of all things by abadar, iori, and nethys only to take their gift falsely, turn his back and spurn them only to embrace iomede. But not her holy symbol, for he instead uses the hammer and scorns the sword. Really seems like a character that cannot be trusted, just out to further himself at all costs just paying the lip service required. I have to admit many of my compatriots of the bardic persuasion have pondered the blessing it would be to be blessed as a lore oracle, turn our back and engage in the bardic arts. Traditionally we are cut from a chaotic cloth but even then I don’t think I could bring myself to spit on the blessings of the gods its far less an insult to just dismiss them all when not chosen.  


Meh. At least he now does funeral rites and I don’t have to sully the name of kukri with the souls of the worthless. Yet even that I don’t quite get. I put a butchers child to rest in the name of kukri. He puts murderous savages to rest in the name of his god. I have to wonder why you would do last rites to evil people in the name of your god.. surely that’s taking ownership or some sort of responsibility for those souls.. and thus their evil it might even be stealing them from another god, ripping those should from their freewill and choices in life. I cannot imagine a more deamonic act. I will have to ponder this further I have been focusing on my racial memories and in time I am sure all knowledge shall bloom in my head.


We passed the dryad my searching methodology had found and then made our way to the village. I believe this to be a bad move and pre-emptive but I cannot hold these cretins back. Even ron who normally has a good grasp of these things is impatient and seems to be purposefully flicking branches in my face the more I insist we go cross country. I have moved to the front again, dodging branches is tedious sport even for someone as obsessive as me, as I suspected the cannibal paths were trapped. Further a giant lizard with a putrid smelling mouth jumped us. Nothing I couldn’t handle. We found huts with skeletons that dorian soon blasted and the unfortunate remains of the poor lady ron harassed and insulted away from our initial camp. It saddens me more that he seems unwilling to morn her and admit to his part in her demise. We found a pot with bits of people in it, the hag tasted it .. I have to say it smelt nice but I cannot reveal my serpentine hand just yet. Best they think I a omnivorous a sexual creature for then their throats and their women will be less protected.


I burnt all the offensive things. We then explored the tower and found some women, both ron and dorian wanted to try and convert them but the paladin would have none of it and instead we imprisoned them in the butcher pits of the cannibals, he wouldn’t even let us feed them anything but woody plant matter. The witch levitated up to the top of the light house and returned with news that a bronze dish and everything was set up and that we could probably get it all working with relative ease. From up there she also spotted a covered pit we had all somehow wandered past and missed.


We climbed down only to be assailed by more undead travesties. After searching the alcoves they had hidden in I found some telling script that one of these was likely our once captain and that the woman with him was behind our shipwreck and is some kind of serpentine abomination. On further exploration we found a wondrous and gorgeous serpent folk temple. I had never felt so complete, exploring ruins, finding evidence that we once ruled all. So much lost it is such a shame what greed and falsity do to even the greatest of races. As we descended further we came across the den of a creature her minions called mother.


I formulated a quick yet sound battle strategy where we were to hold at a fork so we could attack and heal ourselves from two directions while they had to engage us one at a time. Those idiots didn’t listen and as was obvious from the start it turned to shambles. The mother was amazingly stealthy and quick on her feet and worst seemed to target me as priority. As all things faded I ssmirked for I knew with me gone the mammalss would fall.

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