Thursday, June 13, 2013

Therapy Session of Ron Plunderman #1

Ron shifted uncomfortably on the long leather couch; he could never really get used to these sessions.

He felt the withering gaze of the doctor upon him and knew that his last answer hadn’t impressed him.

“So … “ the doctor continued, “You felt like it. You knew she had a complex about the unwanted advances of men yet you just ‘felt’ you had to make a crude joke about repopulating the island.”
Ron growled, “Yep I just felt like it.”

The doctor was probably half Ron’s age; well-manicured and dressed in some fancy clothes full of buttons and pockets. He’d probably never stepped foot outside the city let alone been in a jungle or fought off monsters and savages.

“Hmm, “ he said and started writing something down. Ron really hated it when he did that.

“Then after she attacked you and left you for dead …”

Ron sniggered to himself. “Her fists smelt so nice. She was real hot.”

The doctor wrote down some more notes then. “Right… When you were resuscitated you immediately went after her. Why did you do that?”

Ron continued sniggering. “Woulda’ been a shame to lose her. Especially if we did need to restart the human race.”

The doctor sighed. “Do you really want to be committed to the hospital? Hmm? Need I remind you that once committed all your assets will be seized by the state.”

Ron groaned he still couldn’t believe he was in this predicament. Didn’t these people realize what he could do to them.

The doctor continued. “Remember I’m here to help you. I’m not the enemy here; if this is going to work you need to be honest with me.”

The doctor sighed again then continued, “What I want to understand is why you feel the need to be so rude and insulting, you insulted that lady and drove her off into the forest and you denigrated the young Asian gentlemen. Not to mention your fellow companion Dorian…”

Ron immediately got defensive. “Hang on Doc, what do you mean companion? We aren’t companions …”

The doctor quickly interjected. “I meant companion, as in comrade in arms, nothing intimate.”

Ron paused clearly not entirely believing the doctor. “Okay right,you better not have.”

Doctor stared at Ron with an exasperated look. “Anyway my point is you have a long track record of anti-social behavior and I’m afraid it points to serious psychological issues. That is after all why you are here.  Now back to the matter at hand … afterwards you went after that young lady and also convinced your comp…. “ and doctor paused to make a few mental calculations. “ … your fellow explorers and combatants to turn around and check on the ‘civilians’ you all left behind.”

“These behaviors are inconsistent. You are confrontational one minute, then concerned the next.  That is quite a mood swing. It’s important to understand the causality of this. Can you offer anything to me to explain this behavior?”

Ron squirmed and glanced around the room, wishing once more that there was a clock in this room. Surely there wasn’t much more time left.

“Look doc, I just say shit. That’s all; I don’t see the big deal. I don’t mean anything by it. ”

The doctor shook his head. “No that isn’t true. People do things for a reason. You do things for a reason and that is why we are having this session. We… You .. need to understand this, only then can we began to exert control of your…how shall I put it? Extreme emotional reactions?”

Ron sat there completely fed up and wanting to leave. He remained silent willing time to pass him by.

The doctor sighed and shook his head. “Look just try to think about what we just spoke about. Okay time is up. I’ll see you in a couple of days .”


Ron grinned. “Sure doc. I just can’t wait.”

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